Vitamin D is a Glorious Thing

By: Melissa Ratliff

“You can stick it where the sun don’t shine.”

“Not only is that unoriginal, it’s also a load of crap. Pun intended.”


“Ever been Vitamin D deficient, because I have.”

“What the fuck does that have to do with anything?”

“I was on a prescription of 100,000 units per day. Trust me, that’s a lot. And want to know what I discovered after a month? That much Vitamin D will make you feel like sunshine is shooting right out of your ass. So the saying is dumb, that’s what.”

“Why are you so weird?”

“I like being weird.”


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