Love Connection

By: Adam Donshik

White body building fanatic seeks traditional Christian girl to cater to my needs. Must love Samurai swords, num-chuks really anything Ninja related actually I expect to have high protein dinners ready for me at 6 every night just like my ex-girlfriend did ‘cause SHE WAS THE BEST and you need to be just like her 5’1”, 140lbs, 34C, bleach blonde piercings are a plus but not a deal breaker and I’m not gay but must be comfortable with pegging cause Jesus is OK with it and it’s the best thing ever I listen to thrash metal 24/7 Tankard is rad.

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