By: Steve Fite
Over 40 Part-Time Musician Looking for a Not-Asshole
I’m just gonna say this up front: I DON’T LIKE BITCHES.
So if your one, don’t even effing bother. I’d say fucking but I’m told women don’t like that on dating profile’s, but I’m also supposed to be me to so fuck it.
I have two kids. Their only with me every other weekend when there bitch mother drops them off because I don’t drive. I don’t have to see them if you don’t like kids.
Do NOT expect me to pay. I’m not you’re free meal.
Must love dogs. Mine sucks.