By: Samantha Howie
Walking Peter Pan complex seeks female partner at the top of her game to witness my journey of self discovery. Vacillating between needy and distant, I’ll keep things interesting while confusing your senses with an alluring mix of intoxicating intensity and pretending you don’t exist for several days at a time. I bring to the table a voracious appetite for attention and spontaneous adventure, and my ideal mate will, like my mother, continually nurture my ego irrespective of the drain to her own life force. Come for my soulful eyes and distinguished jaw, stay for the rollercoaster of arbitrary messages.
Had to be a mother reference in this one.
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I think I have been in SEVERAL different iterations of this relationship.
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For real!
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