By: Ed Dzitko
I’ve never done this before, but after three divorces (and three years in the clink), I’m still certain there’s someone out there for me. I’m ready to move forward. So, here goes nothing.
1) I love to dominate. If you’re submissive, you’re my good girl.
2) I have a mean right hook, but do what I say and you’ll never see how good.
3) I live in an all-white commune where we share everything. Yes, even our women.
4) I’ll make sure your life will never be the same. Promise.
What are you waiting for? Email me now. Do it!