By: Andrew Monteleone
Howdy!
Chad here!
Hoping to make dating great again? Yes we can!
I identify as a citizen of the universe and a hopeful visitor
to the planet of you.
Me???? Well….
I’m 4’ 3” solid 340, and love the gym and the juice bar
I affectionately call Dunkin’ (with a pouty face and air of entitlement )
I love word association played in loud night clubs!
Earth equals flat.
Meat is murder.
Yes is no, or did I get that backwards. Whatevzz, I’m “totes adorbzzz”
First date: you bring your carbs, I’ll bring my avocados and we’ll see who wins!
Noice!!!!!!!!
Is 4’3″ 340 even possible?
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