By: Andrew Monteleone
Hoping to make dating great again? Yes we can!
I identify as a citizen of the universe and a hopeful visitor
to the planet of you.
I’m 4’ 3” solid 340, and love the gym and the juice bar
I affectionately call Dunkin’ (with a pouty face and air of entitlement )
I love word association played in loud night clubs!
Earth equals flat.
Meat is murder.
Yes is no, or did I get that backwards. Whatevzz, I’m “totes adorbzzz”
First date: you bring your carbs, I’ll bring my avocados and we’ll see who wins!