By: Heather Milone Caplan
I need a life to myself. But just for one day. An anagramming app just renamed me Madeline Hawthorne, and I think that sounds just right. Madeline wears bright red lipstick and scowls at young children. She needs quiet and dirty martinis. Mads is a complete bitch, but God is she completely fabulous. Excuse me while I try on her skin, at least for an afternoon.